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October 17 2017


It’s Oscar Wilde’s birthday. You know what that means. Go out there and live your gayest life. Live your most dramatic life. Do it for the aesthetic.

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she’s literally a 14 year old girl with a myspace full of teen angst.

BoJack got famous in his twenties, so he’ll be in his twenties forever. After you get famous, you stop growing, you don’t have to. Every celebrity has an age of stagnation.”

-from BoJack Horseman, Season 2, Episode #2, titled Yesterdayland, 2015.

#the insightful horse depression show strikes again




Just thought everyone should know, the four true human emotions were revealed to me in a dream last night and they are hype, shame, disappointment, and smugness.

might i suggest:

This addition makes me very hyped and moderately smug.



48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

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A Look™

So…yet another Marvel villain that I’ll be in love with lmfao

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Why am I laughing so hard

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Do not separate them.

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i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”


according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way


I can never stomach maroon 5 love songs because I feel like your outward appearance needs to correspond at least slightly to the lyrics you’re trying to make us believe in

And adam levine doesn’t look like he wouldn’t mind spending every day out on my corner in the pouring rain, he looks like he spends his days naked in a penthouse apartment licking his own ballsack like a cat

academia is fake you can only trust your fists





Are you suggesting we start punching professors?

idk about you but I know a couple of profs who could use a swift punch in the teeth

physically defend your thesis 





unviersity application: what are your three best qualities?
me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

“I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and “Sometimes I cry because I love my friends” = I have a kind and compassionate heart 

there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good luck with those applications and live your dream!!!!!!!!

this is the best response i’ve gotten on this post so far im gonna cry i love you

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more gay evidence.

big lesbian mood


daisy ridley is living with her makeup artist gal pal in a cabin in the canadian wilderness making vegan pancakes this sounds like a shitpost but its something i read with my two gay eyes

October 16 2017

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Say what you want about Guy Fieri, but he has a golden heart

Guy Fieri drives around the country giving small businesses free advertising on a national scale but because he has a racing stripe on his fridge y’all hatin

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Doug Jones talks about Saru’s butt [x].



do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

#listen. once you realize you’re gay your whole life before that point becomes foreshadowing

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Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.


Tumblr please stop showing me Riverdale ads Im not straight

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Tooth bitch?

Nvm it says to the beach

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