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February 06 2018

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If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

this is so funny to m

Goodbye bitches

PetSmart Fish Lady:  You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.

Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS

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gender: addams

You: he/she

Me, an intellectual: Addams


@ taika waititi pls make a live-action “avatar: the last airbender” film,, only you can heal the wounds that m. night shyamalan left i know you can pls taika hear my call i beg you


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so uh ,, 

Hey, this is the scariest thing I’ve seen thanks.

yall act like you’ve never seen a mushroom before

inside toad’s head is an hollow cavern circling his face which contains those gills (the light brown ribbed things). when he gets old, his head will open up and flare out like a sombrero, and release the spores held in the gills on the underside of the cap. and then he’ll die

toads in various stages of life:


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“We cut a trough into the set, and we put a piece of rigging that goes under the set and into the mother’s stomach. It’s a little creepy, I know. But it allows us to slide her along the surface of the sand, and every time she reaches out and claws into the sand, that’s all a plasticine or clay surface that we have to carve into and move a frame at a time. We’d have little bits of sand that were flying up in the air, so we take these little bits of foam or clay, we put them on bug pins or wires or little bits of fishing line, and we have those elevated and move them a frame at a time to make it look like it’s bursting out of the ground.” - Travis Knight 

literally impecable. Im losing my mind

And it all happens so naturally that you never question how it could happen

I’ve never seen the piece of media this is from, but I’m blown away. Even beyond that bit of technical wonder, just how expressive the doll is. The anguish and pain shows so clearly, without being almost comical. A lot of stop animation (even ones I love!) rely so heavily on sound to make the scenes emotionally charged.

this is from Kubo and the Two Strings and the whole film is this stunning

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whatever man lil wayne been had these 

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nsfw post 18+ only




im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i’m 18!









The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses


My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.


1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”


February 05 2018






witches who support modern medicine 2k18

Powders r not better than plants. There’s nothing on this god forsaken earth that can’t be used to HEAL us. Doctors will charge u till ur dead. And a lot of the times they know as much as u…. they will never deal w it on a spiritual level and the embalence u have won’t leave bc of the medication, therefore you will never actually get BETTER and HEAL. Do you remember all the witches killed who were doctors?? Who didn’t fail to save lives or charge like these “doctors” today? This medicine crap wouldn’t be what it is if you didn’t kill the real doctors….. witches! And ladies, Educate yourselves on how the powder works before u put it in ur blood stream. WOW SOME LEGACY LEFT BEHIND. Well met! I’ll be praying.

What the actual fuck are you talking about

I believe it’s a medical translation of “hurr durr technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch”.

I just choked on my water omg

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The two genders


I hate you


when star wars episode 9 finally comes out and is inevitably a flop, hatred of jj abrams will finally unite star wars and star trek fans


if I can thank Kylie Jenner for one thing today, it’s stealing the super bowl thunder from Justin Timberlake


I’d just like to point out that Justin Timberlake, aka this year’s halftime show performer, ruined Janet Jackson’s career the last time he did the halftime show, has recently defended Woody Allen, has harassed Britney Spears for years, has consistently stolen and copied from black musicians, to name just a few of the misogynistic and racist things he has done. In conclusion, fuck Justin Timblerlake and his white male privilege.

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Repent, weebs


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

Do…do nuns have memes?

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”


Amazon Patents Wristband to Track Hand Movements of Warehouse Employees




What Amazon will probably say to justify this later:It’s so we can tell if one of our staff is stealing

What the article says it’s for:It vibrates or shocks employees if they sort the packaging wrong

What Amazon’s ulterior motive probably is: We can track the pace of their work and if they’re taking a few seconds too long or using their hands to wipe their sweaty brows, we bring it up at a performance review and will fire them for it. But remember that if you whine about this or demand better conditions/wages, we’ll just replace you with robots, so keep working you mindless and invasively-monitored drones

what the fuck kind of dystopian bullshit


The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
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#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant

“Hahahaha women do laundry, right John?  You with me, John?”
Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

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